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I have seen something on e-bay and it requires picking up but the seller is based at clitheroe where exactly is clitheroe?

Mine is Friday for obvious reasons ,my worst is mon still I'm on leave this week so I have missed a monday this week! ;)

Mine was filling toilet cleaner bottles with jeyes fluid ,when I was a student.I was shouted at by some woman who was as rough as a bears arse just cos I was late back from my break! honestly some folk are just bloody tyrants!!! ;) incidently I lasted a week. :$

Mine would be ......................home!! :)

If you were given the choice at birth what would you change your name to?Whilst i'm pleased my parents chose a unusual spelling for my common name!! I would have preferred something a bit more original perhaps ......Eugenie or olivia??? what would you choose?

shoomsiey pray do tel why did you purchase a tetley man toby jug??? ;)

what you thinking of :naughty: lad interuppting me when eating a curry? good job i'm so good natured lol! next rime i'll chin ya! lol ;)

lets welcome our newest member jam!! are you covered in bees? ;) welcome aboard!!! :)

I'm sorry but with a name like that I just had to introduce you !!!! lol welcome to the board !! :D

welcome aboard ! are you THE paul taylor? purveyor of fine dance music!! ;)

On friday i was waiting at the trafic lights with a car in front and a van behind me when the light turned to green the car in front started then stopped then reversed into me he then proceeded to drive off so I followed him (mainly to get his reg no) with my ligts flashing at him and sounding...

eek being having some very weird dreams this week the first one was of me talking to someone (don't know who they were but I did in the dream ) and the next thing is they walk out of a window loads of storeys high and jump out and I hear a thud and know they have jumped!!! the second is inside...

and another. an explorer goes into a pyramid ,there on the floor is a dead body slightly damp with a noose around it's neck.There is nothing else in the pyramid,no chairs or tables ,only a hook attached to the roof 10 ft above .The rope is only 2ft long how did he hang himself.

following on from bigsters teaser guess this what am i Everbody has the need for one one but doesn't know it Everybody uses it but never sees it Everyone pays for one but then destroys it what am I

I have the talent to spot almost any sample in a dance track!! I am also hip house queen he,he so what talent do you have?

paul is playing jungle brothers while i slowly get sloshed!!! merry christmaS EVERYONE:party:

I'm drinking red wine and it has given me a red tash !!! not as impressive as permannet marker I klnow but still ungainly!!:p

was in H.M.V today and saw a new record called "Italian style pumping pasta with fat uncle paulio" lmao you reckon we have been watched???

those mickey mouse head things for the car arial ,I seen cars with them and paul wants to get me some for my birthday on Friday and he can't get em anywhere and the shop assistants think we are lying about there existance but I know I've seen them as any one else??:$

Just had the joy of having a wisdom tooth removed by a over zealous dentist.I have a gaping wound that won't stop bleeding and i can't open me mouth very far. feeling sorry for myself!:'( :'(