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I am very annoyed. I just got thrown out of a club for smoking a slightly enhanced cigarette. Thios meant I missed both Ratpack and Topbuzz. Its my 21st on sunday, you would've thought that the bouncers would've shown a little consideration. but no. now i'm sat here, fairly :axe: :crazy: . the...

One of the effing bastard things swallowed my card tonight for no reason. And it's actually the first time in months that I've had money in my account. Effing bastard:@ :@ :@ :@ :@

| effing hate them. Tonoght I somehow managed to drop in them 3 fags, my phone (twice) and my driving licence. My phone still actually works, which is strange. Anyway, the important thing is I managed to get my pidgeon meat (or whatever they pass as chicken these days) kebab, which when all's...

I was just wondering what blind people dream about. Not people who've lost their sight, but those who've never had it. I mean, they must have dreams, but they don't know what anything looks like so what do they 'see' when they're dreaming? It must be well weird.

Ok. Anyone who watches Soccer AM will be familiar with this. For those that don't, the idea is simple. You're stuck on the moon and must choose the following items to have with you. 3 singles, 1 album, 1 film, and 1 person to take with you (apart from your bird/bloke). Of course you have to...

Check out this site http://www.uglyfootballers.com/ thought it was quite amusing

Hi. I'm new here so I'm just introducing myself. How is everyone?