Recent content by hektik

fookin ell this well looks weird dunnit. just back to say merry chrimbo and a happy new year and all that jazz. was gonna look at all the old topics but there are far too many of them around to even thinka bout it! :dummy: :dummy: :dummy:

jaxx playeed an absolutely mint set. pure genius it was. got rather drunk, absinth is just the most evil stuff onthe planet. the hcill out room was in full effect, the caners room was well attended, the hardcore kitchen massive was there too. all i nall, it was brilliant. and my pad isnt too...

this is a real test only 2% of the people who take this test get it right, and that 2% are actually convicted serial killers! so here it is- whilst at the funeral of her beloved mother a girl sees a man shes never met b4, and falls in love with him instantly, hes the perfect guy for her...

hello everybody peeps! hope u all had a good weekend. after careful negotiation with my flatmate, neighbours, London health and safety, environmental health, the FBI, CIA and WTO, i have provisionally got the date of my housewamring for SATURDAY 24th AUGUST this is a bank holiday, so could...

u might actually win summat now

fucking fuckers u have to laugh tho......

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surely legislation is not needed. welsh people dont need a rule to help them to identify the difference between sheep and goats. or to know when they move 'oh look errol, that sheep moved its leg' 'it wants me' 'go for it boyo' *munches leek* see, plenty of practice.

Norman JAy has recieved an mbe!

1 pair of Diadora football boots, hardly used. Reason: Just got too big for them Contact: [email protected] :drevil:

i went out for a walk today and saw this machine, it said to insert card here so i put a card in, typed in my random number, and i won! i stood there and watched other people play it for ages and most of them won too! i highly recommend it, some people only won a peice of paper, i won some...

cos it makes him look hard.:D :D

when u can tell that someone is blushing on the other end of the phone. dunno how u can, but you can. i got a feeling last night, so i asked, and she was. hahahaha hektik sees all, hektik knows all!!! :) :) :axe: