Recent content by Elev8/Levit8

ball tampering 1. n. Evil, despicable act performed upon the seam of a cricket ball which could well lead to the downfall of civilization. 2. n. Evil, despicable act performed upon the seam of a scrotum which could well lead to blindness, stunted growth, insanity and death. :rofl:

... been suffering the withdrawal symptoms cos of being unable to post piccies for a day or two. This was most triumphantly fixed yesterday by that man Butty. To celebrate, here's a sexeh laydeh with fine fro a gwaaan :thumbsup:

innit funny how the mind works when it comes to food... you can be bang up for yer snap then summat totally unrelated can put you right off... for instance... In the boozer near me they do cracking steaks of a lunchtime... sometimes it's gotta be done, and it's always summat to look forward to...

...is apparently re-united with The Brand New Heavies :cool: fan-fooking-tastic. completely brilliant band, but they were never the same after she split... can't fooking wait for their next album now... anyone know if this is more than just an ugly rumour?

Was doing a bit of the awld on-line shopping in work this morning (as yer do) & came upon this which made me chuckle... (click it to see it full size)

Anyone else watch this tonight? didn't like the 1st series, but watching this I was in fucking bits laughing Gervais is fantastic Catch it next week people :thumbsup:

Last week I revealed that Newcastle United had been found by a VAT and Duties tribunal to have systematically lied to the Football Association about the club's transfer dealings between 2001 and 2003. The tribunal also ruled that some of British football's top agents made false statements to the...

there must be more out there... post 'em if you got 'em :thumbsup:

Robert Huth & Jonathan Woodgate both off to Smogside... Martin O'Neil managing Villa... Said Villa humped us at the weekend by two calamitous defensive errors to nil, our brand new (& only) 10m squid striker stretchered off in the second half... And now I see James Milner down at Villa today...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/30/disqualification_shame/

Now I'm never one to smile at the misfortunes of others (lol, not many) but recent events in 'football' really gladden the heart... First off, the mighty Scumderland got tonked again last night, this time to League Two basement club Bury... What's that now... played 5 lost 5? gutted... Not only...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc oh, and PMSL @ "penes" :thumbsup:

Stardust/Womack & Womack - Teardrops

Reet, well i know there's some proper tune anorak geezers on this board, so hopefully one of you can sort me out... On that "Maria" programme on Saturday :$ one of the fit young things sang a song called "See The Day" (recently covered abysmally by Girls Aloud). The original version (which is...

James Dean Bradfield - That's No Way To Tell A Lie (proper grower this)