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Ok its been a while since i last posted, ive been proper busy with work :/ Today I have my mission, a guy in our office is sporting a dodgy leather jacket today, my mission is to selotape the leter T onto the back of said attire (which i made out of paper) so that he looks like some demented...

LOL one of the many website we host is a forum that helps young mothers dealing with problematic toddlers, some guy jumped on last night and posted links to "self help" sites, when these sites were visited they were some of the roughest pr0n you can imagine. Cant beleive i didnt think of this...

Needs a bath :D

Hi everyone, Been a while since ive been on properly and havent spoke to many of you for some time so i thought id just say hello and ask how your all doing? :) hope all is well with you all, have missed the banter. Robbie

Had to be done sorry :D

Ello all, dont know if it was on here i seen it but i lost a link to a funny spoof soda advert. Basically you see a guy drink from the bottle, then he starts dancing to some odd dance tune as he progresses down the street, he spots a tidy bird on the other side of the road and she also has a...

Got very very bored with a client today and managed to convince him his mail server has an over heating samoflange hehe, i was going to go for the old flux capacitor gag as the guy was only a youngen, but he may have seen back to the future :D just thought id share this hehe Robbles

Was in rush getting to werk today, stopped at my ma's and she made me a quick packed lunch so i wouldn't go hungry bless my cotton socks. Upon opening my first tin foil parcel i was greeted by this little baby. dont take the piss, us kids get hungry dont ya know, and mummy knows i love sausage...

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy. */This is serious (apparently) - send on to as many people as poss, as/* */soon as poss - there's limited response time This is legit - I've just /* */been on 10 Downing St website -...

get back to work you skiving cnut :)

Anyone ever played a tune in a club and the setup of equipment fooks it up? IE, last night was working ina cheerfull little place and was arm twisted to play SLD, opted for the extended mix and cued up, all was happy, wasnt till half way through the first verse i realised the lyrics had been...

Reet my trusty Sennheisers are dead. Been a while since i needed to purchase headphones so come on peeps let me know what your using and how you rate them :thumbsup: Ta muchly Robbie

Just caught a junior engineer picking their nose and wiping it under a desk. I pulled them to one side and asked what they were doing, they lied, so i look under the desk and there are an army of bogies moulded to the underside. With my new position of authority i handed them a bread knife and...

Just watching the news, something came on about the antarctic, anyway to cut this story short.. They start talking about Princess anne and how shes doing her bit for the Ozone etc etc, yet in the back ground shes fkin tear-arsing round on a fkin Skidoo, hypocracy or what.. Rant over

hehe just wondered is all :D

I managed to fk up all the maps on my new GPS. However the guys at goaudio.co.uk have been wicked, sent the faulty unit yesterday and the replacment has just arrived, how rapid!!! i reccommend them to anyone who is due to buy/update their current satnav gear, top peepz! :thumbsup:

Note to mods :) (if poss please dont move this to help as im trying to give the OSA mahoosive a little info and they maynot all read help) :thumbsup: Just pasting my reply to a request in help, and thought it may be of some use to you guys and gals! DO NOT relie on the above! as an ISP i use...

So far so good, no madness yet, just a run of the mill day in work. Going to have a bacon butty for my dindin soon and possibly a lion bar to follow it up. heres where you can help me what drink should i have with my scoff?

it would appear that i have been disqualified from miss student. i have been informed by the powers that be that this is an ameteur competition and seasoned professionals such as my self are not eligible for it. They have removed my profile, BUT i forseen this and copied it before they had a...

I have also entered Miss Student! please vote for me as i want to get into the top 10 so my profile can be viewed hehehe :D Welcome to MissStudent.com - text your vote (UPDATED) Lets do it OSAers!!!