Rude valintines rhym's

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nightlife20

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that dump called stoke
come on ppl we all should know a few, iv got a massive card to fill so i want at least 30 good ones!


i know a few but its been so long :confused: keep gettin them all mixed up lmao


heres one

makin love on the garden gate,
the neighbours saw
but the sex was great????


somthin like that


im sure the girls will know a few if they used todo what i did, sit there in class instead of doin work writing loads of pages of ryhmes




so will anyone help then????
 
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sirius

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I was never any good at this sort of stuff, but one which used to do the rounds at school was something like:

Roses are red, Violets are Blue,
You fancy a quick one?,
'Cos I sure do!.

Very sad I know, but it was school :). There were many Roses are red ones........

sirius.
 
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Kate

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Clitheroe, Lancs
hehehe

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

luv K x
 
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Tonksi

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Me Flat with our Kes..proper bo'!
lol@K noice

Chek this for mad.....
Other Valentine Customs
A young girl was supposed to marry, eventually, the first eligible male she met on this day. If a girl was curious and brave enough she could conjure up the appearance of her future spouse by going to the graveyard on St. Valentine's Eve at midnight. She would then sing a prescribed chant and run around the church twelve times.


So does this mean that this Thursday the church grounds will be full of elligable females



:eyebrow: :thumbsup: :crazy:
 


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