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<blockquote data-quote="Amelie" data-source="post: 384779" data-attributes="member: 1287"><p>AKA- the best bit of Viz.</p><p></p><p>A selection of some of my faves from this month's edition:</p><p></p><p>Alchopopscotch - The nimble-pavement hopping required to aviod stepping in brightly-hues vomit when proceeding down Preston Road, Hull, on a friday night out.</p><p></p><p>Bachelor's Boomerang- A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.</p><p></p><p>Hamshank redemption (lol)- A descreet bout of male pleasure whilst trying not to waken up one's cell-mate.</p><p></p><p>Turkey twizzler- 1, Unappetizing helix of non-descript brown matter of mysterious and sinister provenance, served to children in lieu of real food. 2, A thin, spirriling turd which retains its corkskrew shape even after it has been dropped in the pan.</p><p></p><p>Ruined- A very attractive feamle whose sex appeal has been has nonetheless been almost entirley nullified by her association with an unsuitable gentleman, Eg, 'Christ, that Billi Piper is a horny chimpoid'. 'yeah, but that ginger twat has been there. Thats ruined it for me'. Other examples incle Catherine Zeta Jones.</p><p></p><p>Mamnesia- Short period of time after spotting an enormous pair of jugs when one can't seem to remember anything else.</p><p></p><p>I do like Viz <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Amelie, post: 384779, member: 1287"] AKA- the best bit of Viz. A selection of some of my faves from this month's edition: Alchopopscotch - The nimble-pavement hopping required to aviod stepping in brightly-hues vomit when proceeding down Preston Road, Hull, on a friday night out. Bachelor's Boomerang- A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship. Hamshank redemption (lol)- A descreet bout of male pleasure whilst trying not to waken up one's cell-mate. Turkey twizzler- 1, Unappetizing helix of non-descript brown matter of mysterious and sinister provenance, served to children in lieu of real food. 2, A thin, spirriling turd which retains its corkskrew shape even after it has been dropped in the pan. Ruined- A very attractive feamle whose sex appeal has been has nonetheless been almost entirley nullified by her association with an unsuitable gentleman, Eg, 'Christ, that Billi Piper is a horny chimpoid'. 'yeah, but that ginger twat has been there. Thats ruined it for me'. Other examples incle Catherine Zeta Jones. Mamnesia- Short period of time after spotting an enormous pair of jugs when one can't seem to remember anything else. I do like Viz :) [/QUOTE]
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