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<blockquote data-quote="Shooms" data-source="post: 802271" data-attributes="member: 36"><p>Well she wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.</p><p>Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.</p><p>But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,</p><p>Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.</p><p>So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,</p><p>I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.</p><p>Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,</p><p>she was a mound of flesh. </p><p>Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,</p><p>Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,</p><p>Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?</p><p>Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. </p><p></p><p>I knew that she wanted me to shag her,</p><p>so I stabbed her gunt with my mutton dagger.</p><p>I couldn't believe the size of her bum,</p><p>She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.</p><p>I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,</p><p>But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm. </p><p></p><p>Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,</p><p>Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,</p><p>Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,</p><p>Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,</p><p>She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,</p><p>She's like a lump of lard</p><p>But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shooms, post: 802271, member: 36"] Well she wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples, I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her gunt with my mutton dagger. I couldn't believe the size of her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, She's so obscene, three tons of margarine, She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard. [/QUOTE]
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