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<blockquote data-quote="sweet sensation" data-source="post: 32885" data-attributes="member: 31"><p><strong>Charity Shop Vinyl Buying Guide</strong></p><p></p><p>1. Go to the grottiest area of the city that you live in</p><p>2. Have a sniff around and follow the pee and poo smells</p><p>3. Apologise and get back out of the cardboard box of your local tramp</p><p>4. Try the next place that smells of the above</p><p>5. Go in said establishment and go to back of shop</p><p>6. Get on hands and knees and push other vinyl hunters out of the way</p><p>7. Rumage around in boxes, getting paper cuts and very dirty fingers</p><p>8. Tut to yourself as you have to prise through Beethoven classic symphonies and Tiffany records</p><p>9. Get to the back of the box and find your amazing bargain of the centuary, feeling very pleased with yourself.</p><p></p><p>Now 1 of 2 things will happen</p><p></p><p>a. You take record out of the sleeve and realise some sneaky b**tard has replaced top tune with Bros/Cliff Richard, you then feel quite deflated and leave the shop muttering as you go</p><p></p><p>or </p><p></p><p>b. You take record out of sleeve, realise its in mint condition and run to the counter to part with your pennies then...</p><p></p><p>10. Speak very nicely to Mrs Volunteer and try and get your top tune for £1, sometimes this works (try mentioning their hairdo or how lovely the shop looks, or complain about scratches or the fact the record is quite old - this usually works for me !!)</p><p></p><p>11. Leave the premises with cheesy grin on your face and head to the next pee hole !!</p><p></p><p>Sweet xx</p><p></p><p>P.S. Good luck everyone, let me know your progress !! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sweet sensation, post: 32885, member: 31"] [b]Charity Shop Vinyl Buying Guide[/b] 1. Go to the grottiest area of the city that you live in 2. Have a sniff around and follow the pee and poo smells 3. Apologise and get back out of the cardboard box of your local tramp 4. Try the next place that smells of the above 5. Go in said establishment and go to back of shop 6. Get on hands and knees and push other vinyl hunters out of the way 7. Rumage around in boxes, getting paper cuts and very dirty fingers 8. Tut to yourself as you have to prise through Beethoven classic symphonies and Tiffany records 9. Get to the back of the box and find your amazing bargain of the centuary, feeling very pleased with yourself. Now 1 of 2 things will happen a. You take record out of the sleeve and realise some sneaky b**tard has replaced top tune with Bros/Cliff Richard, you then feel quite deflated and leave the shop muttering as you go or b. You take record out of sleeve, realise its in mint condition and run to the counter to part with your pennies then... 10. Speak very nicely to Mrs Volunteer and try and get your top tune for £1, sometimes this works (try mentioning their hairdo or how lovely the shop looks, or complain about scratches or the fact the record is quite old - this usually works for me !!) 11. Leave the premises with cheesy grin on your face and head to the next pee hole !! Sweet xx P.S. Good luck everyone, let me know your progress !! :D [/QUOTE]
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