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<blockquote data-quote="Dj M Jaxx" data-source="post: 30507" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>My friend once said this to a girl </p><p></p><p>" Do you beleive in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again "</p><p></p><p>How Cheesie is that <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/puke.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hurl:" title="zzhurl :hurl:" data-shortname=":hurl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/puke.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hurl:" title="zzhurl :hurl:" data-shortname=":hurl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/puke.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hurl:" title="zzhurl :hurl:" data-shortname=":hurl:" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p>I have a little joke about chat up lines, well sort of</p><p></p><p>This guy is at a checkout line in a suppermarket</p><p></p><p>He starts to put his items on to the moving belt</p><p></p><p>1 tin of tuna,</p><p>1 loaf of bread </p><p>1 ready meal </p><p>1 tin of beans </p><p>and so on</p><p></p><p>The girl behind the till says " hey, your single arn't you </p><p>The Guy replies " Yes, how did you guess, was it that I buy my single items ????"</p><p></p><p>The Girl says " No, it's becauase you are an ugly t*at !!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="zrofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dj M Jaxx, post: 30507, member: 152"] My friend once said this to a girl " Do you beleive in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again " How Cheesie is that :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: I have a little joke about chat up lines, well sort of This guy is at a checkout line in a suppermarket He starts to put his items on to the moving belt 1 tin of tuna, 1 loaf of bread 1 ready meal 1 tin of beans and so on The girl behind the till says " hey, your single arn't you The Guy replies " Yes, how did you guess, was it that I buy my single items ????" The Girl says " No, it's becauase you are an ugly t*at !!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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