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<blockquote data-quote="Jimmy" data-source="post: 60210" data-attributes="member: 47"><p>I've heard that to be really cool at the old skool thing you have to do it authentique me old mucka</p><p></p><p>What u really need is one of grannys ear trumpets and a pine needle.</p><p></p><p>now here is the clever bit.</p><p></p><p>to get the exact 33.3 or 45 revs per 60 second time periods.</p><p></p><p></p><p>hang on .... </p><p></p><p>shuffles off to get white coat, false teef n greying hair wig and splashes lots of water under arpits for an authentique scientist show ...</p><p></p><p>prof jimmy 'ere wiv his latests bollox</p><p></p><p>33.3 revs can be achieved precisely by standing at the north pole, attaching exaclty 2.34 miles of rope to your top bumpers and spinning madly akin to an old wooden top that has been whipped into a frenzy.</p><p></p><p>With the remainder of the rope attract the attention of a large white polar bear weighing exactly 250 kq's. When it is under your spell attach the rope to its right leg and give it a good kick. </p><p></p><p>Hew presto alica zam diggery doo you will revolve at 33.3 RPM. </p><p></p><p>With the disc glue to your freshly shaven suede and a close friend resting the pine needle and trumpet on your bonce the party can commence.</p><p></p><p>for 45 rpm sinply swap Mr Polar Bear for a more energetic penguin who unbeknown to a lot of people is really rather quick.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jimmy, post: 60210, member: 47"] I've heard that to be really cool at the old skool thing you have to do it authentique me old mucka What u really need is one of grannys ear trumpets and a pine needle. now here is the clever bit. to get the exact 33.3 or 45 revs per 60 second time periods. hang on .... shuffles off to get white coat, false teef n greying hair wig and splashes lots of water under arpits for an authentique scientist show ... prof jimmy 'ere wiv his latests bollox 33.3 revs can be achieved precisely by standing at the north pole, attaching exaclty 2.34 miles of rope to your top bumpers and spinning madly akin to an old wooden top that has been whipped into a frenzy. With the remainder of the rope attract the attention of a large white polar bear weighing exactly 250 kq's. When it is under your spell attach the rope to its right leg and give it a good kick. Hew presto alica zam diggery doo you will revolve at 33.3 RPM. With the disc glue to your freshly shaven suede and a close friend resting the pine needle and trumpet on your bonce the party can commence. for 45 rpm sinply swap Mr Polar Bear for a more energetic penguin who unbeknown to a lot of people is really rather quick. [/QUOTE]
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