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Stylee

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Last night, had a mahoosive electrical fault whilst driving home from work, gauges and needles all over the place, broke down in the worst possible position, total power failure on the apex of possibly the sharpest corner ive ever seen with no power for hazards etc etc in total darkness, no streetlights or anything :(, only one person stopped to help and we had to push it uphill which was no mean feat :(

anywho got the motor to safety and prepared to defend myself from the hillbilly ass rapeage as the time i was going to be in welsh wales of the mountain man variety was going to be considerate! :(

Decided in an attempt to raise spirits i would phone someone, the firt number i cam to was unfortuntly Lotties, after getting over the usual banter and her trying to get me to play nick knock on the 2 houses that i could see i decided i needed to pee, so i find myself a suitable spot and mid flow what happens, well it appears im standing slightly uphill and in direct sight of a kitchen window, said window was suddenly illuminated by the kitchen light and some old dear shuffled towards the kettle, where as i stood for a moment like a rabbit caught in headlights, then scuttled off chopper still exposed to the elements and yesh, still pishing a loafer de place :/

Was stuck on the fkin hill for 4 hours, atleast i had the lappy and a few films on to pass the time, next time ill make sure i have some pr0n tho :D
 
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Stylee said:
Last night, had a mahoosive electrical fault whilst driving home from work, gauges and needles all over the place, broke down in the worst possible position, total power failure on the apex of possibly the sharpest corner ive ever seen with no power for hazards etc etc in total darkness, no streetlights or anything :(, only one person stopped to help and we had to push it uphill which was no mean feat :(

anywho got the motor to safety and prepared to defend myself from the hillbilly ass rapeage as the time i was going to be in welsh wales of the mountain man variety was going to be considerate! :(

Decided in an attempt to raise spirits i would phone someone, the firt number i cam to was unfortuntly Lotties, after getting over the usual banter and her trying to get me to play nick knock on the 2 houses that i could see i decided i needed to pee, so i find myself a suitable spot and mid flow what happens, well it appears im standing slightly uphill and in direct sight of a kitchen window, said window was suddenly illuminated by the kitchen light and some old dear shuffled towards the kettle, where as i stood for a moment like a rabbit caught in headlights, then scuttled off chopper still exposed to the elements and yesh, still pishing a loafer de place :/

Was stuck on the fkin hill for 4 hours, atleast i had the lappy and a few films on to pass the time, next time ill make sure i have some pr0n tho :D
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unfortunatly????? LOL cheers buddy ;)
 
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well if you're gonna do these things you gotta do them in style hey? :D

and less of the sympathy hunting , imagine how the old dear must've felt to go to make a brew in her nice out-in-the-sticks kitchen only to see some dodgy scouser with his spam javelin out, marking his territory all over her begonia's :eek: :p :D

trespass, indecent exposure... my oh my you naughty bugger :naughty: ;)
 
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Stylee

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T.C said:
well if you're gonna do these things you gotta do them in style hey? :D

and less of the sympathy hunting , imagine how the old dear must've felt to go to make a brew in her nice out-in-the-sticks kitchen only to see some dodgy scouser with his spam javelin out, marking his territory all over her begonia's :eek: :p :D

trespass, indecent exposure... my oh my you naughty bugger :naughty: ;)
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ROFL :D
You have such away with words TC my dear girl :D

hehe can imagine it now, the local rag, "Have you seen this cock, its was sighted by mrs gweneetthh jones as she made a cup of coco, its said to be armed and dangerous, it was last seen scuttling into the bushes near a farm house in llanbeddr, approach with caution!" :D
 
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Stylee said:
Hehehe, well in times of crisis you sure know who your friends are, thanks ya bunch of fkers lol :D

Cano, should have phoned you actually hehe, you could have come to pick me up ;) :thumbsup:
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yeah , pfft! exactlt ~ you know who your friends are... didnt see you ringing ME so I could laugh at your misfortune, erm I mean help talk you through your hour of need . Thats you crossed off my Christmas card list :naughty: :moonie: :p

anyway, thought you'd fill the time gloriously by mincing off across t'fields sheep shagging (for a change...) :rolleyes: ;)
 
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Stylee

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T.C said:
yeah , pfft! exactlt ~ you know who your friends are... didnt see you ringing ME so I could laugh at your misfortune, erm I mean help talk you through your hour of need . Thats you crossed off my Christmas card list :naughty: :moonie: :p

anyway, thought you'd fill the time gloriously by mincing off across t'fields sheep shagging (for a change...) :rolleyes: ;)
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You know id of called you loony :D
called lotteh then ended up on the phone to insurance and recovery guys who only got my car today :(

Fked alternator, fked water pump and cam belts fooked aswell, oh and new batt needed :(

So looking to be off the road till its sorted, hopefully tomoz afternoon all going well :thumbsup:
 
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