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Just watching the news, something came on about the antarctic, anyway to cut this story short..

They start talking about Princess anne and how shes doing her bit for the Ozone etc etc, yet in the back ground shes fkin tear-arsing round on a fkin Skidoo, hypocracy or what..

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Stylee said:
Just watching the news, something came on about the antarctic, anyway to cut this story short..

They start talking about Princess anne and how shes doing her bit for the Ozone etc etc, yet in the back ground shes fkin tear-arsing round on a fkin Skidoo, hypocracy or what..

Rant over
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I had the opportunity to rod Anne when when I was in the Army cadets, mid 80's...

She wanted me it was obvious... however putting my hand up her skirt would've been like feeding a ravenous Red Rum... that & her tash put me off....

Her daughter on the otherhand would deffo get it :D I'd crawl on my hands & knees over broken glass just to push match sticks in her shite :thumbsup:
 
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Shooms said:
I had the opportunity to rod Anne when when I was in the Army cadets, mid 80's...

She wanted me it was obvious... however putting my hand up her skirt would've been like feeding a ravenous Red Rum... that & her tash put me off....

Her daughter on the otherhand would deffo get it :D I'd crawl on my hands & knees over broken glass just to push match sticks in her shite :thumbsup:
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Such an image i now have in my head there m8 lol, i personaly would have rattled her and laid claim to the throne, if they denied me id take my story and the photos of her with a snooker ball in her mouth to the news :D

Jiglo said:
Probably flying everywhere in a private jet too;)
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Good point that, **** prob had a helicoptor and hovercraft ride to the location too :D
 
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Stylee said:
Just watching the news, something came on about the antarctic, anyway to cut this story short..

They start talking about Princess anne and how shes doing her bit for the Ozone etc etc, yet in the back ground shes fkin tear-arsing round on a fkin Skidoo, hypocracy or what..

Rant over
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ha, I saw that on teh lunchtime news at work and said something similar :D
 
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What about when Bono payed thousands for a flight ticket for a hat just to get it back in time for a gig. Mind you, any bloke who wears cuban heels and sungigs 24/7 is frikkin wrong anyhew, without doing owt else.

"Well tonight thank God its them, instead of you" The irish midget warbeld, yeah right Bono, straight back atcha.

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Dj M Jaxx said:
I seem to remember you saying the same thing about Kylie minger-dog a few years ago.....you realy are a sick man Shoomie lol:D
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lol it was a letter to Viz about Kylie that... it made me laugh so hard when I read it I had a trail of snot dangling from my nose :D It's been with me ever since :D

Along with the classic:

"Should Samantha Mumba call round my house this afternoon while the missus is away this is the order I'd do her in.... arse, gob, arse, gob &, if I've got any left over, arse again"

Fuckin brilliant !! :king:
 
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