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[butty]

have u ever been like half asleep and half awake thought u was sumwhere else an done summet in ya sleep?

this mornin i was dozin and i thought i was in me bathroom. and i went to spit into the sink. just as the greb left me mouth reality hit home and i realised i wasnt in me bathroom it was a semi permiable dream lol

so i ended up with greb all over me pillow. eww

 

[nics]

lol

you dozy begger!!

But i bet ur glad u didnt think you was in the loo and piddled the bed!!

 

[Markz]

Thanx mate i`ll just go and put the meal i was about 2 eat back in the kitchen

 

[Joker Jen]

have u ever been like half asleep and half awake thought u was sumwhere else an done summet in ya sleep?

this mornin i was dozin and i thought i was in me bathroom. and i went to spit into the sink. just as the greb left me mouth reality hit home and i realised i wasnt in me bathroom it was a semi permiable dream lol

so i ended up with greb all over me pillow. eww

LOLOLOLOL ur semi conscious well 2 early that's ur prob

 

[S-J]

Eeeew your well bad grimm!! LoL Tis a good job you were in your own house isnt it?? Or like nics said that you didnt end up P*ssin in your wardrobe, on your decks or nearly on your brother like other peeps I could mention!!! LoL

S-J x

 

[Shitring]

have u ever been like half asleep and half awake thought u was sumwhere else an done summet in ya sleep?

this mornin i was dozin and i thought i was in me bathroom. and i went to spit into the sink. just as the greb left me mouth reality hit home and i realised i wasnt in me bathroom it was a semi permiable dream lol

so i ended up with greb all over me pillow. eww

Ha ha ha, yeah, ive snapped out of sleep plenty of times Boneing my pillow.

 

[S-J]

Ha ha ha, yeah, ive snapped out of sleep plenty of times Boneing my pillow.

O uh!!! dearey dearey me.... Could have been worse hun.... At least it wernt your pet!

S-J x

 

[blue jammer]

I've been half asleep before now and started to think I've been in work, got out of bed and gone to ring someone then looked in the mirror and thought "shit, didn't get dressed this morning, oops!"

Then realised I was still at home, heh

Never sleep-spat though

 

[sgt.lead]

lol nowt like a rude awakening

 

[GRIMMY]

But i bet ur glad u didnt think you was in the loo and piddled the bed!!

I done that once :$ . Mind you I was only about six years old. I was dying for a pee, ran in a pub and had a deeply satisfying spray into the urinal. Well, it was deeply satusfying until I woke up whilst flooding my bed, lol :| :S

The other night I woke up in fits of laughter, almost pissed the bed for a second time, lol. Feck knows why I was laughing so much tho :|

And the other night my girlfriend was sobbing in her sleep. She woke up crying and grabbed me. Turns out she dreamt that I was in court for something minor and I was sent down for life. Awww, bless her little heart

 

[DeeDee]

lol

but i bet ur glad u didnt think you was in the loo and piddled the bed!!

no way i nearly did that last night, i just woke up in time......i ran downstairs to the loo, did me stuff, washed me hands and the metal towel ring came away from the wall and fell on me foot, then i stood on the dogs lead that someone had left on the bottom stair, i got back in bed, just nodded off and the bleedin alarm went off! grrrrrr

 

[AB45]

Well ive done the classic woke up in the middle of the night half drunk still and pissed in the wardrobe thinking it was the toilet :$ Not a good reception from the missus and cost me big time as she wouldnt wear any of her shoes again :|
Also was asleep once and dreaming that i was in a fight and punched out. Just as i swung the punch i woke up just as it hit me missus square in the back full force :| She obviuosly was winded by the incident and i bravely pretended to be in a deep sleep so i didnt get any flack She still doesnt know to this day lol

 

[Miss C]

the other month i woke up with my dad braying on my door shouting to let him in n if i was alright, i was like wtf?? he then told me i'd been screaming 'help' at the topof my voice and sounded as if i was in agony screaming with pain. i can remember i had been dreaming that i had really bad cramp n it was so realistic, but when i woke up properly it just completley dissapeared.