Under no circumstances EVER play "who can make der nipple the hardest" in the office.
There I am minding my own business when someone says to me Rob im bored what can we do? My first idea of sliding down the stairs in boxes was snubbed by everyone, anyway i piped up lets play the above game, after the initial laughter a couple of my troops jumped on the bandwagon, one of them an overly top heavy receptionist, to cut a long story short I rubbed my nipple for a mo and exposed it to said recepionist, said receptionist rubbed theirs and low and behold it was clear to see through her top who was the winner. anyway i said jokingly that aint real, she thought i was serious and told me to touch it, i declined laughing and accepted the fact that it was indeed real, still persistant she grabbed my hand and touched her boobie with it saying see it is real, i battled hard to avoid contact but she was stronger than she looked, honest!
Anyway, i looked up and there was a new client of mine glancing in amazement at the goings on, i had to sit through an hours meeting with them ffs with them thinking i must be some sort of sex pest , the looks i was getting were priceless
There I am minding my own business when someone says to me Rob im bored what can we do? My first idea of sliding down the stairs in boxes was snubbed by everyone, anyway i piped up lets play the above game, after the initial laughter a couple of my troops jumped on the bandwagon, one of them an overly top heavy receptionist, to cut a long story short I rubbed my nipple for a mo and exposed it to said recepionist, said receptionist rubbed theirs and low and behold it was clear to see through her top who was the winner. anyway i said jokingly that aint real, she thought i was serious and told me to touch it, i declined laughing and accepted the fact that it was indeed real, still persistant she grabbed my hand and touched her boobie with it saying see it is real, i battled hard to avoid contact but she was stronger than she looked, honest!
Anyway, i looked up and there was a new client of mine glancing in amazement at the goings on, i had to sit through an hours meeting with them ffs with them thinking i must be some sort of sex pest , the looks i was getting were priceless
