Father Stylee, man of the cloth....

[Stylee]

Is here to offer you guidance and repentance.

Got something you want to get off your chest my child? please enter the confession booth and unburden your soul, you have a brother in me.

Im listening!

 

[Shooms]

Touching cloth ?

 

[Stylee]

Touching cloth ?

Only the choir boys robes...

2 hail Marys one credo and half a temazipan for you my child.

 

[Joker Jen]

I would like to confess that I've had strange thoughts... :$

 

[Stylee]

I would like to confess that I've had strange thoughts... :$

You must elaborate on these thoughts my child, otherwise our lords divine light of forgiveness can't shine upon you, and your soul will toil over your sins.

 

[Joker Jen]

You must elaborate on these thoughts my child, otherwise our lords divine light of forgiveness can't shine upon you, and your soul will toil over your sins.

I don't know where to start but am not sure I should as I quite like the thought of my soul toilin over my sins

But seein as u've asked for my confession, I've been havin thoughts of non ninjaness, they're gettin stronger everyday. My ninja master isn't around as much to keep me on the ninja ways, what do u suggest??

 

[Stylee]

I don't know where to start but am not sure I should as I quite like the thought of my soul toilin over my sins

But seein as u've asked for my confession, I've been havin thoughts of non ninjaness, they're gettin stronger everyday. My ninja master isn't around as much to keep me on the ninja ways, what do u suggest??

This is not so much a sin, you lack the guidence of your master, your master is a great man, wise and honorable and i f feel he probably hasnt been around much as he is confident that you are ready to take on the world alone, if you are not then you must take 2 hail Marys 3 credo's 2 temazzies and a disco biscuit untill you are.

 

[Northern Star]

Dear father for i have sinned...its been 33 and half yrs since my last confession.

Ive been troubled all morning cus im no longer happy with only 6 " i finally gave into temptation this lunchtime!!! only a footlong will now do.....meatballs rule!!

I need help :$

 

[Stylee]

Dear father for i have sinned...its been 33 and half yrs since my last confession.

Ive been troubled all morning cus im no longer happy with only 6 " i finally gave into temptation this lunchtime!!! only a footlong will now do.....meatballs rule!!

I need help :$

My dear child, you have been lead by modern misconception, temptation is indeed a test that ultimately leads to sin, the question is have you actually given in to temptation or are you in limbo as to what to do here?

Remember, its not the size that counts, but how you handle the meatballs.....

let us know what you decide to do, then we can take the appropriate actions to get you back on the path of the righteous, and veer away from darkness, and over sized meat products

 

[Northern Star]

its too late for me father for i have indeed sinned - too make matters worse i asked for extra hot stuff

is there any hope for me

 

[Joker Jen]

This is not so much a sin, you lack the guidence of your master, your master is a great man, wise and honorable and i f feel he probably hasnt been around much as he is confident that you are ready to take on the world alone, if you are not then you must take 2 hail Marys 3 credo's 2 temazzies and a disco biscuit untill you are.

I think with those words of advice I feel ready to take the world on alone


P.S. Hail Mary taste like the devil's sperm, the doc won't give me anymore temazzies and disco biscuits are out of stock

 

[Stylee]

its too late for me father for i have indeed sinned - too make matters worse i asked for extra hot stuff

is there any hope for me

Due to the nature of your sin, and the fact i cannot be sure you are talking about deli goods or indeed sins of the flesh and lustful actions (both of which are sins gluttony and lust) i have no alternative but to enforce upon you....

5 hale Marys, 6 credo's, 12 disco biscuits, 8 temmazies and half a microdot.

and a days labor in the parish kitchen showing father stylee just what it is youve been upto you naughty girl.

(i should be struck of lol)

 

[Northern Star]

5 hale Marys, 6 credo's, 12 disco biscuits, 8 temmazies and half a microdot.

Ah just like the good old days

Thank you father i shall repent and like it!

 

[Stylee]

I think with those words of advice I feel ready to take the world on alone


P.S. Hail Mary taste like the devil's sperm, the doc won't give me anymore temazzies and disco biscuits are out of stock

You are beyond help my child, far beyond help

Ah just like the good old days

Thank you father i shall repent and like it!

DEMONS BEGONE!

This child has been purified in the name of the father, the son and that of the holy spirit .. Amen

Next!

 

[Joker Jen]

You are beyond help my child, far beyond help

Well if that's the case then it's no holds barred and no repententness

 

[Amelie]

Right, i was on Perez Hilton and i watched that mini home sex tape (which i reck is fake- too professional), and although i don't normally go for all that emo shiz- i have to say Pete Wentz did get me a little flustered. Its wrong. My 18 year sister loves him ffs, i am probs old enough to be his mother.

 

[Jiglo]

PMSL Father Robbie , your righteous insights are indeed on good form again and you're on your way to sainthood by taking onboard the sins of this rabble

 

[stetheboro]

I havn't sinned but Why does the pope wear half a football on his head?

 

[Stylee]

Right, i was on Perez Hilton and i watched that mini home sex tape (which i reck is fake- too professional), and although i don't normally go for all that emo shiz- i have to say Pete Wentz did get me a little flustered. Its wrong. My 18 year sister loves him ffs, i am probs old enough to be his mother.

After reading this confession i had to see for myself just what this video footage was all about, i concur that this is fake, if you are looking for cheap kicks i would reccomend debbie does d... errm yes its fake however the fact that you watched this movie for gratification is a sin in itself, such footage should be outlawed so that good church going folk are not lead down the dusty track of temptation. Lustfull thoughts are human, however i feel that as a respected wifey and mother of this community i have no alternative but to punish you with prejudice,

i hear by command thee with 26 hail mary's 15 credo's 12 our fathers, 20 temmazies a disco biscuit, 4 mbs 2 micro dots, a field of strawbs and half bag of scooby doo. let this be a lesson to you my dear child, and remember in the words of our father "If faced with temptation turn to masturbation".

PMSL Father Robbie , your righteous insights are indeed on good form again and you're on your way to sainthood by taking onboard the sins of this rabble

James my son, welcome to the church, welcome

I havn't sinned but Why does the pope wear half a football on his head?

You dare question the motives of his eminence the Pope?!?!
FYI its not a half foot ball, it is infact a scalp satalite dish that allows him to communicate with the one true lord jesus christ and the almighty father the god of all that is good and pure.

For your outrageous outburst i issue thee with:-

24 credo's, 30 hail mary's, 5 disco biccies, a tube of colgate toothpaste, a 1lb bag of shrooms, 2 turbos, 36 hotties, a blow back from a fat man with bad breath, a green microdot and an out of date mars bar, go in peace my son, demons begone!