do u ever..

[Antz]

I've Thrown Me knife and fork in the bin a few times.
And If I'm proper pissed I sometimes wake us bollock naked and find my boxers in another room the next day :$
And as for my mate pissing in the wash basket, that applys to a couple of em they piss everywhere! wardrobe, PC chair, on the carpet...

 

[STEADMANSCOTT]

had a piece of paper in one hand and a fiver in the other i threw the fiver in the bin :$

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Pmsl....quality question butty

I put my steam iron in the fridge, and my utterly butterly in the kitchen cupboard the other day :S . Thats the last time i ever try make toast whilst ironing. I thought it was an old age thing....thanks for making me see its not just me lol

Jaxxy

Ps when my daughter Yasmin was just a baby, i once put her bottle in the airing cupbord when she woke for her 3am feed...think i had been out on the razz the night before. I did not find it until a week later, looked like a bottle of cottage cheese by then :S

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

ooooo oooo, ther was also the time when me and old skool al went to the 24hour garage near Tonksi's flat after a GT, i tried to pay for a tuna sandwich with my bank card instad of my debit card

 

[beaker]

I've Thrown Me knife and fork in the bin a few times.
And If I'm proper pissed I sometimes wake us bollock naked and find my boxers in another room the next day :$
And as for my mate pissing in the wash basket, that applys to a couple of em they piss everywhere! wardrobe, PC chair, on the carpet...

my ex once pissed all over my brand new stereo an christmas prezzies that id piled up ready to be put away!

 

['Shabba']

And If I'm proper pissed I sometimes wake us bollock naked and find my boxers in another room the next day :$

I once woke up couldn't find my pants form the night before anywhere, went out and found them hanging from the hanging basket outside the front of the house!!!! Absoloutly clueless about what happened!!!! :$

 

[Diane]

Always !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yayyyyy so good to know I'm not the only loon . I've tried to put the iron in the fridge constantly go into a room and can't remember what I went in for. I was making coffee the other day and chatting to my boss and just because we were talking about his daughter I put 3 spoons of sugar in his coffee becuase she takes 3 and he has none so had to start again ! often chuckling away to myself at how daft I am. So how many white coats is it we need ?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I've Thrown Me knife and fork in the bin a few times.
And If I'm proper pissed I sometimes wake us bollock naked and find my boxers in another room the next day :$

MMMmmm Mr Fisher, any comments on that one lol

 

[Pixie]

I always get the wrong thing out of my bag in shops and stuff. I've tried to pay for things with my make up bag insteadof my purse a few times or got my deodorant out to answer a call!! Doh!!

Jaxxy - you're right it's an age thing... I'vve got it too!! lol

 

[Pixie]

do summet mad as hell and think to yourself why did i jus do that??

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Yeah, the first time I ever agreed to meet you !!!!

 

[bigtruck]

i was buttering some bread b4 and put the lid off the butter on the bread instead of butter

 

[Saysay]

last night when making some spag bol', I got the pan of spaghetti, got the sieve, but held the sieve over my plate (instead of over the sink) and poured the pan in...so I ended up with a plate of water..

trouble is it's about the third time I've doen that :|

I've done that a few times too! lolol, its tickled me that.

..and when you've done it, you think to your self ''Dick head, why have i done that?!''