naughy rhymes or songs when you were a kid

[Robinson]

As I was going up the stairs,I saw a man who wasn't there.He wasn't there again today,I wish that man would go away.

 

[Robinson]

I think I'm feeling poorly.I think I'm feeling ill.I think i will take some medicine,I think I will take a pill.I think its getting worse,I think I will go to bed.It is getting worse,I think that I am dead.

 

[aRTe20023]

We used to sing this but with slightly different wording: -

Mardy mardy custard, green snot pie,
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
all ends up like a dead dogs d*ck

Another variation...

Ooey gooey green snot pie,
Dead dogs liver with a crushed blow fly,
Mix it all up with a spoon and a stick,
And wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.

6 months later the bugs crawl in,
they crawl out and play ping pong on your spout,
your fingernails turn to an icky green,
'and puss comes out like thick whipped cream,


There is a third verse but I can't remember it...

 

[spike2009]

Somat like :

Superstar Eddie kidd

caught his balls on a dustbin lid

Thats not right, but someone will know what i mean.

Think it went like this
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
came down from heaven on a yamaha,
pulled a skid,
hit a kid,
whacked his balls on a dustbin lid.

 

[Wensminime]

Beans beans good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so lets have beans for every meal !!

Beans beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
Let’s have beans for every meal !

 

[Vampire]

Lol - loving the regional variations to all these

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert hall,
His mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small,
She chucked it into the deep blue sea,
The fishes thought it was time for tea,
So the fishes they grabbed their dishes and had scallops and bollocks for tea

 

[jcf]

Big slim twat, twice the size of me
hairs on her fanny like branches on a tree
she could hop skip jump stick a barrel up her cunt,
she is the girl that... I like!

(Junior school c/o David Locket, circa 1980)

 

[Albertryder]

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert hall,
His mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small,
She chucked it into the deep blue sea,
The fishes thought it was time for tea,
So the fishes they grabbed their dishes and had scallops and bollocks for tea

we never had a second verse!

 

[quentin dolph]

In India 1960 at school it was Yellow mutti custard green snot pie all mixed together with a dead dogs eye mix it nice and thick and wash it all down with a cold cup of sick.mutti being earth or muddy