northern minx said:
uuummmmm, so uve endured 27 hours of labour have you? followed by a baby coming out of you with a head circumference of 29cm ?
well, until you have i suggest you dont even try to compare it to having the snip
just as i never having had the snip would not attempt to compare it to being like giving birth!
Yeah, women bleet on about it more thats all. lol. Okay, it may be like 100% pain for childbirth, but seeing as Id never experience childbirth Id rate what I had done at a close 85%. Having the 'snip' proceedure may be more straightforward for all I know, and less painfull. I may aswell come out with it now, so I had both my ballsacks cut open and the testicular tubes sewn to the sacks to prevent what was called "Twisting Testi".
Symptoms
The testicle suddenly becomes severely painful and swells; often the scrotum reddens: the pain is enough to cause nausea and vomiting. Because the cabling is shortened the affected testicle hangs high in the scrotum. Torsion can affect men of all ages; the diagnosis is easily missed unless the scrotum is carefully examined - something that should be done in any male who is distressed and in severe pain.
Treatment
It is essential to deal with the torsion within about twelve hours otherwise the testicle will die through lack of blood flow, affecting future fertility.
Surgery involves openening the scrotum and the surgeon then untwists the testicle and stitches it to the walls of the scrotum in order to prevent it twisting in future. If the testicle is clearly beyond redemption the surgeon will usually remove it. Torsion of the testicle is not rare; anyone with pain in his testicles should be regarded as having torsion until proven otherwise. Above the age of 16 and certainly in adult life, other infectious causes are more likely but each case deserves the most careful evaluation.
Now, a few hours of pain to about a month of being unable to walk properly, having bollocks swollen to the size of tennis balls, which are all black, purple and yellowey green and your penis oozing smelly puss, being painfull to take a piss and it being a half an hour just to walk 5 meters to get there and another 15 minutes to pull yer keks down.
Not to mention no sleep properly, nausia etc. Plus, three or four weeks of being stuck in watching Trisha is comparable to childbirth any day of the week!
Im no pussy, Ive had my teeth knocked out and dangling on a thread of gum with a cricket bat twice, my head split open, collar bone broken, but in comparison, no doctor is going near my nads unecessarily without a damn good fight!. lol.
Cheerio
Sirius,
Got to admire his style hahha 
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