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<blockquote data-quote="Norman Bates" data-source="post: 933097" data-attributes="member: 80218"><p>A variation of the "Yellow matter custard..." I first heard in elementary school was:</p><p></p><p>Funny flummy custard</p><p>Green snot pie</p><p>All mixed together</p><p>With a dead dog's eye</p><p>Red blood sandwich</p><p>Spread on thick</p><p>And all washed down</p><p>With a cold cup of sick</p><p></p><p>Young kids spreading the rhyme around would naturally mis-hear certain original details and make up their own.</p><p></p><p>Another less scurrilous rhyme we heard was:</p><p></p><p>One fine day</p><p>In the middle of the night</p><p>Two dead men got up to fight</p><p>Back to back they faced each other</p><p>Drew their swords and shot one another</p><p></p><p>And, in closing, there was a naughty variation of the rhyme below, but substituting K-I-S-S-I-N-G with (you guessed it) F-*-*-K-I-N-G (kids were nasty!)</p><p></p><p>Bill and Suzie sitting in a tree</p><p>K-I-S-S-I-N-G</p><p>First came love</p><p>Then came marriage</p><p>Then came Billy with the baby carriage</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Norman Bates, post: 933097, member: 80218"] A variation of the "Yellow matter custard..." I first heard in elementary school was: Funny flummy custard Green snot pie All mixed together With a dead dog's eye Red blood sandwich Spread on thick And all washed down With a cold cup of sick Young kids spreading the rhyme around would naturally mis-hear certain original details and make up their own. Another less scurrilous rhyme we heard was: One fine day In the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot one another And, in closing, there was a naughty variation of the rhyme below, but substituting K-I-S-S-I-N-G with (you guessed it) F-*-*-K-I-N-G (kids were nasty!) Bill and Suzie sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First came love Then came marriage Then came Billy with the baby carriage [/QUOTE]
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